Going Hot

"You either love or you despise. There's just no time for compromise. The days have gotta move real fast. We know that nothing's gonna last" The Stranglers from "Burning Up Time"

The nurse came in to administer my lithium luggage with a copy of one of my favorite magazines under her arm. A rag that has been around since the 60's and covers everything from music, movies, to politics and corruption. And every now and again it puts out a "Hot List". Seeing the magazine pressed between her bicep and implant got me to thinking that it's time I got some insight on you.

Sorry about this one, but it should be fun. I have had a busy couple of days at HellJob and it has left me in a mental state akin to a trash bag full of Jell-o. So, today, I'm asking for you to help. I want to know what you think is "Hot", what for you, at this very moment, is making you feel good, making you lustful, making you angry. I present the "Asylum's One and Only, Hot List"

Hot Starlet: Maggie Gylennhaal.

Hot Band: The Kills

Hot Director: Adam McKay

Hot Team: Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly

Hot Car: Ferrari California

Hot Movie: TheDark Knight

Hot Hero: Kristen Bell

Hot Food: Kickin Pig Bar-be-cue

Hot Religion: Anonymous

Hot Model: Marissa Miller

Hot Sports Star: Natalie Coughlin

Hot Buzz: State of Play

Hot Daddies Girl: tie Brooke Hogan and Miley Cyrus

Hot Online Dating Bio: 38, SWM, blogger with good vocab and strong opinions about music, seeks large breasted woman with brains.

Hot Gadget: MacBook Air

Hot Mama: Angelina Jolie

Hot City: Las Vegas

Hot Arm Candy: Reformed porn stars

Hot Dead Guy: Heath Ledger

Hot Live Guy: Seth Rogen

All right, that's kind of all I have time for, so, I want to hear your Hot List. Run down the same categories, skip the ones you don't want to answer because they make your brain hurt or what not. Just remember, there are no wrong answers and I will be judging you. Hee Hee.

Dixie Cup of Love: Jann Wenner